Post #446 Don We Know Now Our Gay Apparel

for a cheerful sweet song to carol on christmas eve would be about some dude and his gay lover, don, and their sense of style. that is sick man! that is sick! well no, i’m just kidding.

 

i was surfing barney stinson’s quote and i came across this quotation that i just have to blog, it’s freakin funny! and a possible move to tumblr i’m considering. aaarrrghhh.. it’s more interactive to read and plain easy but this is my baby that got me through high school and now, college too! and probably the rest of my life here, so it’s just a consideration, i do have a tumblr account also but neaah..

 

back to the barney quote … IT’S GONNA BE LEGEND-wait-for-it-and-i-hope-you’re-not-lactose-intolerant-DARY!!!

 

Seriously. Jesus started the whole "wait three days" thing. He waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard that he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I DIED yesterday!" and then they'd be all, "Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and then the dude would be like "Uh okayy, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the exact right number of days, THREE. Plus it's SUNDAY, so everyone's in church already, they're all in there "Oh no, Jesus is DEAD", then BAM! He bursts through the back door, runs up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. Three days. We wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story.

Barney Stinson (Season 4 Episode 21 Three Days Rule)

 

this is a joke and totally fits the whole Jesus euphoria. tommorow night big daddy J is coming to town, we’re celebrating his glorious birth! soooo a barney’s bro-code-jesus-related-code would fit perfectly!

 

ooyeeaah, and imma’ gonna’ write about masterchef and FOODoodoo tomorrow, so be sure to keep in touch! :*

 

TTYL me ‘arty!